What makes the "Assi Toni?"

The contemporary Internet philosopher had his famous 5 minutes to over 4 years and if one day the "Assi Toni" speaks, we know surprisingly still who they are.

Was not the guy? Right! In an Internet video of the Assi Toni was on the couch and gave his modern "macho" Theses for the best. Is he the male version of Alice Schwarzer? No that does not fit, maybe the female version?

Nope, that does not fit well... the intelligent - Oh bullshit, we just say: The Assi Toni is the right answer to Alice Schwarzer.

Man, what is the prolosophiert so everything was on his couch! Reminds me a little of our Charlie Harper, but it has its own sitcom "Assi Toni" will not make it. After all, he has been devoted in just 4 months a review on "Arte". Honor to who honor a native, even if that comes somewhat late. Before we devote ourselves to the present, you must show its world-famous video again:



Is really so, or this is just a brilliantly thought-out parody? The cultural channel Arte has him in his hometown, "Offenbach" visits and how the Assi Toni on it today it is here:

ALF scandal: "A bunch of shit" Trevor Ochmonek aka John LaMotta tops that one!

What's going on now? Apparently, brains are in these cold holidays a couple of frozen, because otherwise you can not explain that a "video outtake" from ALF for such a huge scandal provides. He has the "N word" but not meant personally, and after over 20 years but one can almost speak of limitation.

But the Internet is sometimes a real bitch, because everything comes to light, and it simply forgets anything! Once at TMZ because even with the producers because of the "N-word" scandal, had spoken, they wanted to seek an opinion from John LaMotta yet.

The incident he was going to say anything, but to the series represents the "Trevor Ochmonek" actor is a very clear statement: "I found that the Alf series a bunch of crap ... is the worst thing I've ever done." Oh, oh, let not the time to hear Rachel Ochmonek. This statement is the real scandal for what the series is sure that he was obliged to play a proletarian? Okay somehow hangs together so well with the script, but it has forced him not to play along there. Alf is a cult, and here John LaMotta had better times held the door...

Alexis Jordan: "Sexy is done to death"

The young artist of 18 years has shown its concern by being a good role model for younger fans, through their actions and projection of his image.

Be sexy is a virtue to many. Even, sometimes, the only attribute of a person is being sexy. However, the singer Alexis Jordan thinks you should not base a race in only sensual and provocative show to the public but to highlight other important aspects and in his case, music.

"What sexy is done to death. There are many singers out there doing things very well.

But I never wanted to be one of those artists who wear provocative and flirting to camera. I have hope that I can be a good role model for girls. It really helps that working close to my family: My mother is my representative and my aunt works in the creative part of my videos. I love working next to my family. They make sure that keep both feet firmly on the ground. "

We hope you will always remain so and that time does not have to be lamenting another case of young stars are absorbed by the fame and make a long list of blunders.

Here is the video of his song "Happiness"

Farmer Wants a Wife 2010: Disconnected! For these couples, there was no happy ending ... and Verena Volker?

On Monday, the last episode of the current farmers looking for women in 2010 Season, the screens went on, everything still seemed so hyper harmonious.

The Pottschalk had a good feeling and spoke of a couple-Vermittungsquote of almost 90% , but first it is different and second as you might think. The reality, as equal number of sad!

Can you non-time for the feast of love to write something positive? Oh, we are yet softened by a thousand pages already, as I like to put a nice contrast. Farmer Wants a Wife fans should hold, however, for with the following separation, they have certainly not expected.

Volker and Verena are not together anymore! Is not that incredible? The pot Schalk has really cut off the chair, because this couple's love seemed almost to explode. It comes and goes so well from one to another. Verena what’s ?No love and in this case has really driven a strange game. However, the two are still "friends" and are in regular contact.

"Let us remain friends ..." is bad if some of these "comfort kit" really seriously. "Stop making for dummies - These rates should say never." Is there already such a guide? He must urgently be written once. In any case, had the sprightly chicken host Gerhard spend Christmas alone, because he has told how his chickens yet. However, neither did " Barbara - Take your time to make the teeth , "nor" Sigrun - I want a Babe "look on his farm.

They came, saw, went and never returned. What a sad end! Still makes me sad but the story of the farmers Harald. Who had the " RTL Narumol Version 2.0 "for his court ordered and actually really love Sun Unfortunately, this love was one-sided because, although Janet was very happy, she has without the cameras RTL not found their way back to his farm.



Something Dooley also! Surely she would love to come again, but "Hi hi hi" has not stopped worked. She came, played the naive girl who had to film and broke the Herald’s heart. For them it was only to find it enjoyable stay on the farm for him a serious attempt to love.


Yes I'm the Harald really a little sorry for me and that Janet was the beginning of the mind. Since Pottschalk is the fully biased, but I have no sympathy with the traditional shepherd lambs, for his "sharp sweeper" - the tattooed Monika - did not come again. Relationship technically, it has not worked since and after the uncharmanten Abservierung his "first" choice, he really deserves.

After all, Willy and Rosie are still happy, the same is true for Martin and Jenny, not to mention our sweet dream couple Luke and Stina. So you have the Pottschalk unlikely but still a happy ending bescherrt, because with a negative thought you shall not leave the stocks today ...

Hugh Jackman: torment instead of steel! Suffer so the eggs of Wolverine "real" (Video)

Hello Mr. Jackman, they want to have in the future enjoyment of sex? Since it is recommended in any case an appropriate protective wear, because where hard balls fly so quickly may also end up something in sameness. Jaaaull, would howl Wolverine usually only at full moon, but real, of course, he lives without the "metal" in his veins. When a Cricketer want to prove himself a catcher Hugh Jackman, while unfortunately the ball was fully in his groin.

Well maybe he has yet taken such a "jockstrap." This will, not a short-term pain only, but have retained at least until long-term damage. The last weeks in this year was really very hard for the former sexiest man alive.


First he has taken in a daring stunt in the "Oprah Winfrey" put on the nose and now you have it also swept a ball in the nuts. Since we wish to (n) but at the moment really the self-healing powers of a superhero. However, I would not like the fur of Wolverine when the time a spa day with "manicure" and "Waxing" brings behind ...

Lindsay Lohan :: Incident at Betty Ford (animation)

In the recreation of the events are seen several things that were not spoken to the media. Observe the following animated parody of what happened the day that Lindsay attacked the employee Betty Ford.

Something made me think that it was not long in order to start making jokes about the situation Lindsay Lohan and Dawn Holland staged on 12 December and that day has arrived.

The digital animation company Far East has been commissioned to reproduce the argument, adding, of course, quite hilarious passages. If you do not see the part where Lindsay trying has escape from the clinic where she is serving his rehabilitation process Great fun.

What is not fun attitude is true of the actress from "Mean Girls." This aggression could run time of six months imprisonment, and no longer leave the clinic early January as planned. Anyway, enjoy the video.

Vanessa Hudgens: Christmas Shopping Latest

Many people wait until the last minute to go shopping for gifts for Christmas. celebrities are no strangers to this practice.

The list of gifts from Christmas that we have to buy is sometimes long, sometimes we do not know what to give and so we wait until the end so that we can think of something.

Although, admittedly, it’s also true that for some strange reason we enjoy buying things at the last minute. I do not know which of these three reasons have been led to Vanessa Hudgens to go for Christmas presents but just yesterday I saw the actress in a mall in an attitude that many of us probably share.

She went to Barney's New York store in Beverly Hills to get the last present of his list. State Will Zac Efron her former partner, interfered in this list? It is not known. Although it would be strange, because according to what is said, both have been seen together again in recent days.

Anyway. Here are the photos of the beautiful Vanessa shop. Do you already finish your shopping? Hurry, they have little time.

Taylor Momsen is no model & more Scots are not English - "Buhhh-Video"

Buhhhh! always a reason to boo Taylor Momsen It says the Pottschalk but this time she has taken it really deserves Sun The united British kingdom consists of "England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland" and this I know because I've been watching at that time well in English classes.

However, Taylor Momsen indeed far more important things to do than pay attention in school because she is doing”training" as a cool rocker bride.

A few geography Kenntnissse there can not hurt but what can I say? Were mainly the straps and sit as the good Taylor her concert audience in Glasgow with an 8.15 einheizen saying it has entered into mega-blunders "! You are the coolest crowd in England" Unfortunately, however, lies in Glasgow Scotland and since you're most proud of his heritage here.

It may not if one is called "English". Hysterical cries and screams "We are here in Scotland!" That's why even a few boos were first on stage-it has probably not really noticed Momsen Taylor but at least she has apologized the next day on Twitter at:

"Glasgow, I love you, and now I tour through Scotland (ha-ha, sorry for the little mistake)."

Well, the true fans will forgive her the most, but her modeling agency IMG "is there something seemingly irreconcilable and have their contract terminated. They have evolved in different directions and wish her well for the future good. Ohhhh now must Pottschalk poor Taylor really time to console...

Lindsay Lohan and Betty Ford dismissed employee assaulted

The person, who had a discussion with Lindsay Lohan and even came to be attacked by it, has been dismissed from the Clinic Betty Ford for bringing the case to the media.

For all we learn of the new scandal starred Lindsay Lohan Had to rely on the information provided by a source. That is the source was none other than Dawn Holland The employee of the clinic that Lindsay physically assaulted.

However, the information was not obtained so regular But Holland sought to capitalize on what he knew in exchange for money. He decided to sell to TMZ some privileged documents and an interview.

How much did you receive? You do not have an exact figure, but the very Holland admitted that it was an amount ranging between 10.000 and 15.000 U.S. dollars.

This behavior has been deemed unsuitable by the heads of Betty Fordland as a first step have dismissed Dawn Holland for having "violated the rules of strict patient confidentiality, as well as private documents are made public.

What happens next? A trial is not completely ruled out, but surely all this trouble will bring more tail than previously thought.

Suri Cruise: Do I have a 4 years for child always wear yet?

A real princess is just only if it can not be avoided and the Suri Cruise spoiled by their parents is very good is not new. But why the child is not allowed to simply walk again? With its 4 years, they can at least stand on its own motion technology.

However, should the Pottschalk not upset too artificial, because at least the Small, protected from the paparazzi flashes. It will also no later than 2 years her dad Tom Cruise in already determined by a head of project and it is really hard with the stretchers.

Much corpse Suri returned the favor later times and with her dad through the area?

On the nose it should their parents too so suffice rumtanzen and I do not mean the paid dance lessons, but they all get nearly what she wants. After all, wants to Suri Cruise a little financial responsibility to teach well and has her why even a credit card given. Can you believe that? As amazing as the outfit that Katie Holmes wore a luxurious birthday dinner - the best jogging suit!

Well congratulations on the pot say Schalk. No later than next year due to expire so the "Marriage Contract" between the two and then Katie is once again a free woman...

Taylor Momsen: No more link IMG

The famous model agency IMG has announced that they no longer represent the controversial actress of “Gossip Girl "because of the attitudes that she has shown lately.

IMG is a world-famous modeling agency, with which Taylor Momsen has signed a contract three years ago to represent it. But that relationship has ended. Is that the heads of IMG, the behavior of Taylor in recent months has been too controversial and therefore, has decided not to go more with the actress.

No one knows the exact reasons for the break but it seems that one of the behavior "bizarre" the actress that IMG has taken into account in making that decision, has been the one that occurred in October this year, when Taylor , in a presentation live in New York, photographed her bare breasts.

Who will replace Taylor Momsen? Although not necessarily a replacement, the agency has decided to hire the actress Dakota Fanning. The completely radically change.